Midget toe

Since Sam was a baby, Brian and I have been trying to decide who's feet he has. Brian always make fun of me because my big toe is not my big toe, but in fact smaller than my second toe. I tell him it means I'm a natural leader, but he still laughs.
However, Sam's toes were too small to really see. At one point I thought his feet didn't even match, and now that he's bigger, I can see I was right. His feet don't match. And his left foot is jacked up!
His right foot looks more like Brian's with all his toes lined up from biggest to smallest. But on his left foot his second toe is smaller than his third, like a midget toe! It looks really weird. All I can think of is we messed him up when he got stored in a freezer at 3 days gestation! So sorry, Sam!